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Vomit On The Cross I Am About To Kill God Become One With Darkness Regurgitate The Eucharist Blood Soaked Chapel The Church Of Satan Rises Above The Church Of God Satan Was Reborn In The Form of The Pope Pro-Satan, Anti-God Disobeying God Dying For Lucifer Submitting to Satan, Hunted By The Devil Blood Soaked Cathedral The Sacrifice Of A Virgin To Satan On The Altar Of A Holy Cathedral Satan's First Holy Communion Recruited By Satan Impregnating A Nun With A Demon Seed Decapitation By Crucifix The Murder Weapon Was The Holy Bible Strangled And Lit On Fire By A Church Candle Vomit Soaked Altar A Vomit Filled Chalice Procession Of Lucifer's Servants Blasphemy In The Gospel Decapitation Of The Pastor During The Homily Nauseated By God Dipping The Child's Head Into The Baptism Font Filled With Acid Be Untrue To God Collecting Alms For Satan Kill All The Holy People Crucifix Penetration Lutheran Decapitation Cross Out Holy Scripture Onwards To Satan Pouring Acid On A Nuns Face The Murder Of A Bishop The Vatican In Flames The Birth Of An Incubus Pentagram Burnt Into The Flesh Satans Joy/Gods Downfall Blasphemy Of The Virgin Once In Hell, Always In Hell Die With Satan At Your Side Satanic Elementary School Unholy Liturgy Satans Cross Held High Child Of God Is Now A Child Of Satan Ashamed To Serve God His Address Was 666 Begotten By God, Accepted By Lucifer Outcast Of Heaven Church Of Satan Jilted By God Crucify The Elderly Baptized In Satans Blood United Under Satan Possession Of The Popes Soul Blessed Are The Satanists, For They Will Inherit The Land Blessed Are The Evil, For They Shall Overtake God's Kingdom Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Die Satan Has Given Me The Power Of Time Travel To Go Back In Time And Murder The Baby Jesus I Have An Un-Natural Addiction Of Eating The Flesh Of The Righteous Why Are You Still Alive Why Were You Ever Born Slitting The Monks Throat The Bludgeonings Will Take Place At The Local Elementary School A Dead Body In The Nativity Scene Thrown From The Choir Loft God So Loved The Earth, For He Created Me To Murder You All In Cold Blood Trapped Inside The Church Organ, Never To Be Found Alive The Dead Saw A No Vacancy Sign At The Gates Of Heaven Children's Bodies Hidden In The Bell Tower Turn Over Your Soul To Satan, For He Will Grant All Your Wishes Heaven Is Not Handicap Accessible Anyone Who Is Offended By Our Song Titles Should Be Anally Raped By Their Local Parish Pastor Your Senseless Death Will Be A Joyous Occasion In Hell Satan Cannot Be Stopped At The Religious Convention, Satanisim Was Most Popular Liked By None, Despised By All Liked By Few, Despise By Most Cranial Remnants For Thanksgiving Dinner Giving Thanks To Satan For This Feast Brainwashed By Christianity, Possessed By Satan Steal From The Rich, Give To The Poor, Kill The Poor, Give To Satan Born To Serve Lucifer Cut Down A Tree For Satan Overtly Satanic Anything But Holy Undeniable Devotion To Evil Daddy Are We There Yet?Yes Son We Have Almost Arrived In Hell Satan Makes The World Go Round To Do List: Pay Bills, Buy Groceries, Go To Bank, Burn Down A Church Of God Impaling The Pastor With A Sharpened Crucifix Pushing Mother Superior Down The Steep Brick Staircase Pastor's Head In The Tabernacle Laughing At The Mucous Filled Face Of The Nun After The Haneous Spitting Incident Salvation Army Recipient's Opinion: I'd Rather Vomit On Your Clothes Then Wear Them Recently Ordained Priest Found Murdered In His Bed Blood Flowing From The Confessional The Penance Was, Three Hail Marys, Two Our Fathers, And Murdering Five Nuns Teaching Children To Hate God The Attempted Headbanging By The Priest Resulted In A Mass Bludgeoning By The Church-Going Faithful The Eucharist Hymn Was Forever Worship He That Has Hooves And A Goat For A Head Fires Started At The Church, Rectory, And ConventWork Of Local Satanists Disembodied Hand In The Collection Plate Minister: You May Now Vomit On The Bride (Violent Headbanging) Slam Dancing On The Altar Stage Diving From The Pulpit On To The Front Row Of Sisters Of The Blessed Virgin Making The Wheelchair-Bound Go To The Back Of The Communion Line, Then Spitting In Their Faces When It Is Their Turn Punching A Man Of The Cloth In The Face The Church Roof Collapsed Under The Weight Of The Snow, Crushing Hundreds Of Christmas Worshipers Playing Freeze-Tag Above The Graves Of The Holy The Cause Of The Pope's Parkinsons Disease Ultimately Leads Back To Satan Satan Broke The Furnace And Made Everyone In Church Cold This Sunday Lucifer Stole Mother Teresa's Soul, Upon Her Death Christ's First Baby Words: Satan Is My Master The Pastor Slipped On The Icy Stairs And Was Seriously Injured Hiding The Rotting Baby Corpse Inside The Tabernacle After Mass Young Men Renounce God Moments Before Ordination Jesus Sold The Wine That Was Miraculously Made From Water To Minors According To The Surgeon General, Consumption Of The Eucharist May Be Harmful To Your Health According To The Surgeon General, Renouncing God Now Seriously Reduces The Risk Of Cancer Women Who Are Pregnant Or Nursing Should Not Receive The Eucharist We're Going To Spend Our Thanksgiving With The Less Fortunate...The Believers In Christ The Closest Restroom Was The Ceborium Holding The Body Of Christ Satan Didn't Get Kicked Out Of Heaven, He Left Because God Wasn't Cool Enough For Him Lucifer's First Task As President Will Be Genocide In The Middle East The Priest Was Treated For A Severe Mental Disability When He Proclaimed Christ As The Savior In His Homily Due To The Retardation Of The Eucharistic Recipient, The Priest Had To Regurgitate The Body Of Christ Down The Mentally
Disabled's Throat The Sign On The Front Of The Cathedral's Doors Read "Retards And Disabled Not Welcome" My Prime Hobby Is Collecting Body Parts Of The Holy Digging Up Saints Bones For My Own Personal Collection Ravaging The Catacombs Of The Buried Cardinals Human Sacrifice At Mass Hog-tied And Forced To Fight A Nun The Sale Of A Kidnapped Priest To A Colombian Drug Lord The Underground Prostitution Ring Of The Men And Women Involved In The Holy Orders The Angry, Beaten, Hungry Rottwieler Was Let Loose Inside The Convent The German Shepherds Were Trained Only To Attack The Holy Little Did The Sister Know That Her Student Was Carrying A Ax The Ax Yielded Was To Hurt No Other Then The Holy Try As He Might, The Pastor Could Not Outrun The Dobermans Satan's Command Was Answered By The Young Child Slaughter In The Newly Born Wing Of The Hospital Soup Kitchen Crushed By Satan's Might Once The Bishops Head Was Completely Removed, The Job Was Done The Pastor Foolishly Ignored The Wet Floor Sign Opening The Locked Church Doors With A Key Made Of The Pastor's Skull Trying To Fight Out Of Your Parents Arms As You Get Closer To The Church's Doors Animals Are Always The First To Sense Satan The Temperature Dropped Severely As Satan Entered The Room The Cross Atop The Church Came Loose And Crushed The Funeral Procession Applying To Be An Usher At The Church Of Satan The Paul Bearers Tripped And The Corpse Tumbled Down The Church Steps Satan Haunted The Community And Forced Nobody To Attend The Beloved Pastor's Funeral Duping Wiggers Into Selling Their Feeble Souls To Satan Awaiting The Arrival Of The Anti-Christ Crucifix's Thrown In The Fire Place For FireWood The Murderous Devil Worshipper Marked Each Christian Kill By Cutting A Deep Slash Into His Forearm Using The Blood Given By The Holy For The Blood Drive In A Satanic Ritual Held Outside The Local Christian Youth Group
Meeting Waiting In The Church Parking Lot, Cloaked In Darkness, For The Priest To Exit So That The Unholy Deed Can Be Done Donations Can Be Sent To Your Local Church Of Satan To Help Crush All Of This Holiday Seasons Hope And Joy Opening The Churchs Donation Box, Only To Find The Charred Remains Of The Two Alter Servers Found Dead With A Look Of Horror On Her Face, The Nun Was Beaten To Death By A Decapitated Goats Head, Just Recently Sacrificially
Slaughtered Friends Don't Let Friends Drive After Consuming The Eucharist* The Inability To Fear Your Own Death Is Your Gift From Satan* A Brick "Accidentally" Fell From A Building And Killed A Nun* The Satanist Used The Tombstones Of Christians To Build Their Temple* The Mournful Silence Was Quickly Changed To Outrage When An Outburst Of Uncontrollable Laughter Shocked The Funeral Goers
When The Pope Passed On The Pastor Foolishly Ignored The Warnings And Stood On The Top Step Of The Ladder In Order To Hang The Wreath, Only To
Fall To His Death The Deacon Only Entered The Deaconship So He Could Get Close Enough To Demolish The Holy Altar Upon Easter Sunday The Chimney Sweep Found Santa's Rotting Carcass, Still Clutching Little Timmy's Toy Truck The Headbanging Confirmandi Was Quickly Identified As The One Who Had Shouted No To The Confirmation Vows Whenever You Hear A Person Vomit On The Cross, An Angel Of Satan Gets Its Wings Although The Mass Suicide Of Many Of The Local Priests Was A Joyous Occasion In Hell, Many Local Satanists Shed Tears Due
To Their Up And Coming Boredom Now That The Priest Were Gone The Priest Had To Be Dragged From The Podium By Several Other Priests During His Sermon On His Love For Satan The Black Vomit Of Christ On Easter Sunday A Priest Was Dragged Kicking And Screaming Through The Gates Of Hell Taking A Pipe To The Face Of A Clergyman All Three Autopsies Revealed That the Eucharist Had Killed The Otherwise Healthy Man A Work Of Satan Is A Work Of Art Drowning The Pope In His Own Diarrhea** The Remains Of Christ Did Not Ascend To Heaven, Rather They Were Dragged Away Into The Desert By Ravenous Dogs Blessed By Satan With The Power To Spit Acid In The Face Of Young Children Stealing The Souls Of Infants And Toddlers For The Almighty Dark Prince Christ's Biggest Downfall Was His Inability To Withstand The Presence Of The Mentally Handicapped God So Loved The Earth That He Created The Beatles, Thus Coining The Phrase God Hates Us All The Bullet That Entered The Skull Of John Lennon Was Discharged From A Handgun Held By A Smart Man Strangle The Pope With The Shroud Of Turin* Urinate On The Bible* Dont Make Me Stab You In The Soul* Beat The Remaining Members Of The Beatles To Death With The Decapitated Heads Of Eldery Clergymen* Christ Had Been Known From Occasion To Occasion To Say "Go To Hell" To His Own Apostles Poisoning The The Blood Of Christ With Formaldehyde Pouring The Skin Irritant In The Holy Water The Only Thing The Missionary Could Hope For Was A Quick Death, After Being Abducted By The Murderous Anti-Christians Eucharist Receivers Are Cannibals On The Verge Of Satanism It Burns, Like The Eucharist Ive Become Satanized Stupid God And His Rules, When Will He Ever Learn After The Collection Had Been Finished, All The Ushers Simultaneously Committed Suicide Even Though He Was Just A Few Months Old, Satan Gave The Infant The Power To Respond 'NO!' To The Baptism Vows The Little Boy Slaughtered His CCD Class After Lucifer Appeared To Him In A Dream It Was Clear From The Start That The Child Despised God In Other News, Christians Suck Injecting All Humans With The Blood Of Satan Serum The Bones Of The Dog I Ran Over Were Used To Form A Large Pentagram On My Front Lawn The Airport Security Denied Several Passengers Entrance To The Flight, Due To Their Love Of Jesus Jesus Was Hitch Hiking On The Highway And I Refused To Stop Jesus Should Just Die, Oh Wait He Already Did I Would Not Give My Seat On The Bus To The Old Woman Because I Knew Jesus Would Want Me To I Want To Capitalize On The Work Of Satan Taking Advantage Of The Feeble Minds Of Christians, With The Heightened Intelligent Mind Granted To Me By Satan I Am Going To Kick You In Your Christianity Buying Shares In The Stock Of Satan Hypnotized By The Consumption Of The Black Blood Of Lucifer As I Saw The Woman Get Run Over By The Mack Ten Truck, I Thought To Myself, If Only That Was Jesus It Is Our Duty To Please Satan Entering The Catacombs Of The Recently Dead Infants For A Midnight Snack Consuming Large Amounts of the Eucharist And Regurgitating It Into The Children's Missal Open Your Mouth...Here Comes The Vomit As The Disciples Watched Jesus Walk On Water The Overwhelming Sea Sickness Resulted In Jesus Uncontrollably Vomiting I Named My Dog God Just So I Could Boss It Around Satan Printed This Message On The Bag Of Eucharist: 'In Case Of Accidental Ingestion, Induce Vomiting And Call A Local
Poison Control Center Immediately' The Marines Wisely Used The Chaplain As A Human Shield And Defeated The Enemy The Shock Of The Elderly Church Go-er Being Crushed By A 300 Pound Statue Of Saint Peter Soon Wore Off As The Lector Was
Seen Grabbing Infants And Stepping On Their Softened Skulls The Priest Ripped Open His Garments And Exposed The Bloody Pentagram On His Chest, Then Threw The Infant He Was Baptizing
Like A Football Out The Door Into Traffic Due To The Building Of A Archery Field Next To The Parish Grounds, The Newly Hired Pre-Teen's Eye Socket Was Accidentally
Severely Punctured As He Opened The Large Church Doors Cut In Two By The Shards Released By The Fallen Wooden Crucifix Behind The Alter The Number One Reason To Despise God Is Your Existence At Pope John Pauls Funeral The Only Description That Will Give Justice To His Life, Would Be To Proclaim Him As A Fuck
Stick In The Land Of Satan The Crime Of Proclaiming The Good News Was The Immediate Placement Into The Vomit Bag Vomit In The Direction Of Mecca |
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